The other night I found myself in a kush-induced state of munchies, drifting between bong rips and repeats of Man vs. Food on television. While weighing my eating options, the idea came to me to improve on the online legend that is the McGangBang. For those who aren’t familiar, the McGangBang is a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s with a McChicken sandwich in the middle. I’m not the biggest fan of the golden arches though, and fortunately for me there’s an In-N-Out less than 10 minutes away. Even better, there’s a Chik-Fil-A located right next door. Thus, “The Bougie GangBang” was born.

The first stop was In-N-Out to order a double-double with no tomatoes, whole grilled and chopped raw onions with extra lettuce, because I had to keep it semi-healthy, right?

Next I went over to Chik-Fil-A for a regular chicken sandwich. You can usually ask for just the chicken and they won’t charge you for the bun or pickles, but my request for “no bun” was heard as “no butter,” so I was stuck with two extra buns.

Once I got home it was time to assemble the caloric monstrosity…

…and the final result, “The Bougie GangBang”.

After finally being able to move some time after finishing, I caught this guy in the act of finding some munchies of his own courtesy of our dumpster.